The other day, I caught my human parent avidly devouring a newspaper article. I casually wandered over for a closer look, yet quickly recoiled in distaste at the matching cat and human outfits. Everyone knows that only dogs are stupid enough to allow themselves to be dressed up – cats in clothes will never catch on.
The tartan get-up seemed to be a favourite with the human parent, possibly as the fed-up looking kitty trussed up in it is quite similar to me, and so she can more easily imagine me wearing it. Right now I am hoping and praying that this little monstrosity does not crop up again as my Christmas present, but I’ve been practising my fake happy face in the mirror just in case.