Monthly Archives: May 2015


My human parent just told me about something called cat shaming. I knew dog shaming existed, as all dogs are idiots, but I didn’t knowvthat kitties like me were shamed too.

I now live in fear of turning up on Instagram next to a handwritten note telling the world what I’ve done. I’ll have to make sure I’m on my best behaviour from now on, which means no being sick on the bed, clawing holes in my human parent’s clothes, or pooping on the bathroom floor.



Tech kitty

When my human parent is trying to write and I’m just trying to take a goddamn nap…